Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake
oh! here you go
YOOOO
Yeah with your face full of makeup and impractical nails girl I’m sure your analysis of misogyny is real acute.
great example of misogyny! thank you for providing an example for the class :)
thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?
why are you like this?
once i told an astrology person that they should include where the ISS was in the sky when you were born and she was like that’s stupid. okay sorry for trying to make this a tiny bit more fun
Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil
forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:
not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭
White people didn’t exist eight thousand years ago. Europeans had noticeably darker skin back then.
The Samsung phone, on the other hand,
Sorry to break yall's hearts but this is too well written of a post to not include in here.
good read but i heard OP died badly
girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure
Any day now
people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody
two kinds of people
starting to realize this comic wasn't as popular as i thought, lol
Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief
warding spell against Taylor swift
